2008-06-03

Good afternoon, faithful reader(s),

Today I was introduced to the comic stylings of one Kwame Siegel, a man who, somewhat erroneously, described himself to me as "like Chris Rock at twenty-four." While I am usually not prey for street vendors, somehow the trucker cap sporting miscreant managed to easily convince me to pony up a crisp ten dollar bill in exchange for his DVD demo.

While I marveled at how the desert air had wreaked havoc on my judgment, upon viewing the document, I found, to my relief that I am not the most foolhardy individual in the entirety of this sprawling metropolis. One of the female actresses in his short film was actually persuaded to remove her shirt on camera in the vain attempt to add a little shock value to his performance. At least for me, the price was not my dignity. Nevertheless, the entire ordeal has left me quite shaken, and wondering if my new choice of home has either caused me to become soft in my old age, or is somehow a haven for incredibly persuasive street urchins. Only time will tell…

-asylum

posted by Danger Asylum at 10:09:00 PM